I am worried about these Willileaks
They have a business masquerading as a church with no Biblical reference whatsoever the Brethren [are] right where they want them.
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Anonymous
UnregisteredPost # 645 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredWillileaks are only a problem when you lose control.
Post # 647 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
wycombewanderer
MemberJust been reading 'Quake' blub bren, the Big Canterbury Earthquake of 2010, a snip at $26.00 from OneFocus Global.
Can't wait for 'Break', the story of how my home was ruined in 90 minutes by unruly Exclusive Brethren kids, or indeed, ' Flake Fake' the story of a dermatologically challenged Australian furniture salesman who rips off 45.000 people all over the world to satiate his family's lust for money. That's $19.65.
'Jake', about a man hopping for a better future.
'Take'. A married New York linen salesman helps himself to other men's wives, the Big Aberdeen Earthquake of 1970.
All coming soon.
And by the way , my mate is not impressed by this p2a Diary system. One person p2a'd is quite enough ! There may even be a breach of copyright there, but I better keep my mouth Denva'd up.
Oooooh, Sellotape is so last year.
Post # 662 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Uncle Cracker
MemberBeen in a spot of trouble with my dyslexia again. I went to a Christmas Party and the kids were supposed to sit on my knee,but something was a bit wrong as I went as Satan.It didn't go down at all well.
Can someone explain what I did wrong?
Still I am looking forward to yesterday as I am sure it will be much better than the past.
So see you all recently.
Post # 749 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredChristmas you say?-the saints don't celebrate Christmas don't you know?-not right,thats a ''worldly ''custom...other than having a drink, of course, but even that isn't exactly a ''celebration'',we do it EVERY day-''Creature of God'' you know....blub JAYTEE said so and thats good enough for me.....
but one was just inquiring ''in the light of the temple''-[that would be us-who else?] for the sake of the young, see,I was in church yesterday [YES ''CHURCH''-and the ceiling didn't fall on me either]and the chap was talking about the Amaas bible studies [come again-whats ''bible study''?]and how they were building schools in Nigeria[I really don't know why-they don't get matching grants ]drilling water wells,and setting up medical clinics,people were volunteering to go from all over the world to serve in any capacity-nurses,doctors,teachers or even just labourers,and they PAID THEIR OWN WAY TOO]
and I was just thinking ,seeing all the work these people were doing-the chap said it was no use just going preaching the gospel[I was going to tell him we used to do that too-before we got ''new light'' and the cloud moved]you had to DEMONSTRATE you actually CARED about people BEFORE you preached the gospel.....[obviously they are still in ''Cornithean ''days-while ''WE''are in Ephesians -but we ''thank God we are not as other men''.].Ah yes,''what a great privilege it is to be born into the assembly''....you want to drink to that?
Post # 750 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Fred Flintstone
MemberCan I speak Mr Twaddle or do I still have to go through things with an agent?
I believe I have been impostered and impaled upon and believe I have been misunderstood, mistreated, mismatched, misrepresented and mistaken...
Boo hoo hoo poor me.
Post # 780 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredYou mean you were the victim of a savage interruption?
Post # 781 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Fred Flintstones Agent
MemberFF you are very well aware you are under assembly discipline and have no right to be posting here.
I will speak to Mr Twaddle but as to whether he will want to have anything to do with someone as unclean as yourself I can't say.
Anyway, when will you be loved?
Post # 785 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredI've heard of DUI [its an EB malady] but UAD?......[under assembly discipline].......funny the things that can get you UAD-smoking tobacco will,not sure about the non taxable variety-drinking will NOT-its considered mandatory,going to bed with someone elses wife-may -or may not-depending on who you are.Obeying your Leader is without question-unless you happen to back the wrong one......reading the current ministry is,as long as its the ''officially authorised''version-even MERE POSSESSION of the Aberdeen notes and transcripts will get you the bums rush....you'd think quoting the scriptures would be OK-and it is-as long as the bits you quote SUPPORT the ''authoritative ministry''-but quoting verses that DON'T will get you ''named as an evil person ''and UAD for ''questioning the Lords servent''
yup-tricky business remaining in good standing in the EB-got to keep a sharp lookout and when they say ''jump''-you better just say''how high''?
Post # 786 - Posted 1 year ago LINK -
Lenidad
MemberPoor Blub FF - but as you know we can't mix with you while you are under house arrest, so you'll just have to be patient and understanding while these matter are dealt with....I'm sure you understand.
Here's a hymn that might keep your spirits up while you're waiting:
Get the Video Plugins Post # 787 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Anonymous
Unregistered
BlubMrFred, one was just wondering what you had in mind for the saints this weekend?and speaking of ''spiritual ''things[or what the EB call spiritual]-did you manage to get that numbered Swiss bank account set up for the ''gifts'' that the saints send in with free hearted liberality?..... you might try the Caymans-nice beaches,I'd suggest we move some of the saints there except why mix business with pleasure-somebody would be sure to spot you and expect you to ''take'' the reading when all you wanted to do was take in the local beach scenery.....not to worry-we know you are a ''pure man'',nah, we've leave the Caymans without an ''assembly''-why risk prying eyes?-and besides''some things need to be understood''
ps-and why ''our beloved ''[he was a pure man]didn't ''go apart'' for a while when he wanted his tryst with madeline,I'll never
know-would have spared the saints coming up with at least four[4] ''official versions'' of what happened-begining with ''nothing happened ''
Post # 847 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Fred Flintstones Agent
Member
I have some very important news for you all which we should all feel deeply.
As you know, brother Fred Flintstone has been under assembly discipline for a while and progress has been slow.
At yesterday’s badgering by the local heavies where Fred was questioned repeatedly about his sexual orientation, sexual positions, sexual fantasies, sexual prowess etc etc it was revealed he would be prepared to sexually molest other men’s wives and even small boys. It was also revealed he would unashamedly bring commerce into the assembly and put the almighty dollar before the Almighty. He said he would enjoy helping rip families apart – spouses from spouses and children from parents. It seemed he would pontificate around discussing sanctimonious ramblings with other men while the womenfolk were suppressed and forced to stay at home, have kids, raise families and minister to their husbands. It was revealed he would consume copious amounts of Scotch. He said he would drive recklessly through city streets. He said he would use the ‘c-word’ when interviewed by the press (but not in Canada). The list went on and on.
Clearly this man has come to an understanding of the true position and is now fit for fellowship – nay, a glowing example of the model brother – and we have much joy in announcing that our beloved brother is now fully restored to fellowship. For his name’s sake, amen.
Post # 853 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Anonymous
Unregistered
all that may well be-but the real question is-''is he a pure man''?
Post # 854 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Fred Flintstone
Member
Think see its been a while and despite the devil trying his utmost to gainsay The Position and despite this savage interruption when malicious rumours were given to our beloved brother glad that ..recognised see, ...see glad that there have been faithful men, that's faithful [/b]men who have been able to uphold things in Truth and Purity which undoubtably the Lord is stressing at this testing and yet attractive time.
So purity with me clearly is not an issue, but we need to see what The Lord is at, at this time in regard of serious matters and exercises which some faithful men have been labouring for.
Now you have all been missing this powerful ministry I know; I know but for how long will I be back? Can we be appealed to at this late stage of The Recovery? You young people awww..the appeal...aww its going out....at this time...aww dear young person devote yourself to The Position...get your life screwed over for ever by bent deviots like me...oops that last bit didn't come out quite right did it? Aww stuff it! Can't be bothered to go back and change it, besides I have better things to do with my time like picking the bits of steak out between my teeth and burping over this glass of scotch.
Post # 856 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Anonymous
Unregistered
just wondering blub MrFred,see, we were all told you hadn't sinned since you were 12-or was it 13?perhaps for the sake of the young would you share with the saints what exactly you WERE doing prior to the ''age of responsabilty''[nice dodge-cause no matter what you DID DO.,you were exempt-right?]ah,the glory of it all!
Post # 857 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Anonymous
Unregistered
How wonderful to have you back amongst us, Mr Fred, after that savage interruption. What will we do with that brother who questioned whether you are a pure man? I would appeal to him to withdraw that scurrilous question at once.
Post # 858 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Fred Flintstone
Member
What was I doing before the age of 12; well it wasn't me it was him.
Now other brother's question
(nice quick flick pass of the first fella's eh? Not bad eh? That's how you do it see, learned that years ago you just don't engage and hope it goes away)
So beloved brother you are on the money; I am going to take a leaf out of the vindictive nasty old Pig Farmer's book..kick him in the head while he is down; he is history... accusing me of not being pure!! Pfft..
It reminds me of the old piggyboy again when he ranted on about people accusing him of "boring ministry"..Wicked eh? Bit like accusing our beloved brother today of commercialism in the assembly or being obsessive, or being a milkman in the money department.
Scurrilous wickedness... All just lies. Scurrilous lies.
Post # 859 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
Fred Flintstones Agent
Member
all that may well be-but the real question is-''is he a pure man''?
Of course he’s f**** pure you sniveling little wretch. How dare you ask such a b**** question? Mr Fred”C”Flintstone has been x**** pure all his z**** life. Now **** off you little w**** and let the h**** brother get back to his r**** ministry!
Post # 860 - Posted 1 year ago LINK
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