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1. 

   Fred Flintstone
   Member

   Well some wonderful singing going on here...how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity, like the precious oil, the oil that ran down Aaron's face...oh One is waxing lyrical tonight...One feels somewhat blessed, and whilst we can't claim much JW, because we are after all in a broken day, One does have aspirations , and not saying our beloved brother might fail, but of course The Lord (always love blaming him) The Lord may see fit, to use him in a different way, just to trounce the Devil of course, and who knows?

   The demon drink has caught out a few, not that I'm saying...of course I'm not saying our beloved brother has a drink problem...that would be worse than saying Old Piggyboy was a drunken sarcastic vindictive evil bastard, although he wasn't nice to the Whales dynasty...bastard...ooh I like saying that word...it is after all scriptural and especially used at a certain epoch from the man who clearly wasn't a drunk...or an alcoholic...he was pure...because Our Beloved Brother said so, see...see he had less blood in his alcohol stream than any other living person, and worked hard might I add to maintain that position in between looking after sister's bbb...ooh better not say it we have a little sister he said once quoting Song of Songs and she hath no brothers...interesting interpretation.

   Still these great men..what they said was up and beyond the level of Scripture..up up and away with their massive ego's.

   Post # 25470 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
2. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   getting a bit maudlin there blubMrFred-,waxing elqouent about pure men,great men, beloved men yadyadyada and all that stuff-sounds like you've been into the sauce again....got to if you think the singing is great...

   sing a song of sixpense '
   a glassful of rye
   4 and 20 sitting in suspense
   but when the spell was broken
   the faithfull began to sing

   and thats what broke it-when the faithful realised they'd been well and truely duped-they began to sing.....

   Post # 25507 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
3. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   got any important falsehoods to post blub MrFred? see its come right from the horses mouth-or some end of the horse,that if the saints are going to post on public forums they should post ''important falsehoods''[uh-why bother going to all that trouble-the truth is bad enough]maybe posting something like the ban on garage door openers would qualify as an ''important falsehood''

   course-we do have to say that you should be ''well disposed'' .....are you 'well disposed''MrFred?[I know what ''indisposed '' is but not to sure about this ''well disposed ''bit-perhaps you would care to shed a little oracular light on this great matter

   Post # 25518 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
4. 

   wycombewanderer
   Member

   C'mon Fisherman, it was the 'well disposed' that Jesus came to save wasn't it ?

   Like the old hymn says

   Christ is the Saviour of the well disposed
   Christ is the Saviour for me
   Long hours I worked for my millions
   Now by his grace I have three !

   Saviour of well disposed
   Saviour of well disposed like me
   Now I can say I am wealthy
   Drunk, stressed and still no TV

   Post # 25522 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
5. 

   Fred Flintstone
   Member

   Ahh but the TV is coming (along with bicycles cos I know you have a fetish for bikes) the TV will have a new name and will have a 2 Timothy 2 sticker on it and only be available through brothers who are carrying things in their localities, and should start at some amazing prices

   Post # 25523 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
6. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   Absolutely whycombewanderer-''well disposed ''means ''well heeled''-and all are welcome....rules?-what rules?-write your own ticket-rules are for the great unwashed

   what a travesty-what a mockery these ''well disposed'' people have made of the teachings of the meek and lowly Jesus,who went about doing good and harmed no one,friend of sinners,who had compassion, lived ,ate, wept, celebrated with them

   Post # 25529 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
7. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   Why stop singing now? Other sisters have given out the remaining verses to "Nobody":

   Sittin' in a meeting room
   He walked by
   I seemed to recall
   That certain look in your eye
   I said, who's that
   You said, with a smile
   Aah, it's nobody
   Aah, nobody

   Maybe that explains the ministry last week
   You called me up, p*ss*d as a newt
   Drinking late again
   I asked who with
   You said, nobody
   Aah, nobody

   Well your nobody called today
   He hung up when I asked his name
   Well, I wonder
   Does he think he's being clever
   (Clever, ooh, ooh)
   You say, nobody's after you
   The fact is what you say is true
   But the white books compared with green?
   Even better

   Late last night we went to the meeting
   You were miles away
   I asked, who's on your mind
   You said, nobody (nobody)
   Why do you ask
   Oh, him again
   I could've told you that

   We came back home
   Got ready for bed
   I said to myself
   I've got one Scotch left
   I should be MOG and I won't stand in line
   Behind nobody
   Nobody

   Well your nobody called today
   He hung up when I asked his name
   Well, I wonder
   Does he think he's being clever
   (Clever, ooh, ooh)
   You say, nobody's after you
   The fact is what you say is true
   But the white books compared with green?
   Even better

   Post # 25544 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
8. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   No, Mr Fred, you mustn’t say the TV is coming. It won’t be TV at all, it will be a Censored Leased Electronic Audiovisual News service known as CLEAN for short. Not the same thing as TV at all. It will only be for brothers like you who have to carry the burdens of the Assembly and keep up to date with what is happening.

   For an extra monthly fee you will also be able to view other channels through our Premium Online Recreational News service, just so that we know what we need to protect our young people from.

   Post # 25549 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
9. 

   Anonymous
   Unregistered

   one thing you can be sure of and that is it won't be ''Black and White''-it will be ''coloured'' like the EB version of The Truth with an adjustable ''tint'' knob so they can adjust the picture,, not by you-by them[some things need to be understood].....of course it will be ''closed circuit''-what else did you expect?-see ,its a matter of ''separation'' .The News of course will only be from ''One Station''......anything else would be ''rival''

   Post # 25576 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
10. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    I can see the day when the EB will have big screen TV in all their Indoctrination Centers where the well disposed saints come together to be indisposed by sitting in rapt attention listening to Our Beloved Brother say''see'' and ''appeal'' to them.That way he wouldn't have to worry about someone asking non vetted questions that he really doesn't want to answer.He would never have to bother getting out of his office would he?[its far too dangerous to come out in public-somebody might take his picture.....] Does that appeal ,appeal to one?

    Post # 25577 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
11. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    one was just thinking that ''Mr Bruce'' is really far too plebian a name for such an important personage,I suggest he be known as ''Lord Bruce'' by all those who would kiss his....hand

    Post # 25587 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
12. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Did you say "Fraud Bruce"?

    Post # 25592 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
13. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Fraud Bruce?-oh no, Our Beloved Brother would never tall a lie-that would be a sin and he hasn't sinned since he was age 12....we did a thorough and careful review and arrived at the preconceived conclusion that he can't sin-the Lord wouldn't let him...''important falsehood''?-well, see thats not exactly a lie but its not exactly the truth either,but well see, ''some things need to be understood'',and the position was under attack , and its not a sin to tell a lie when you need to tell an important falsehood--something like saying it was an ''ambush'' when Our Beloved was caught in the sack-but you've got to be ''spiritual'' to understand that.....

    Post # 25593 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
14. 

    Fred Flintstone
    Member

    Now One is a simple front row brother but I'm a little confused...is telling lies alright now? Has the Lord turned a corner there now?

    Is it a bit like Hitler if you are going to tell a lie tell a great fat whopper of one?

    What are important falsehoods? Why can I smell someone's pants on fire?
    Or would telling important falsehoods link with heavenly deception as seen in a peculiar way in our day, as it were so to speak speaking reverently in a federal connection see?

    Where is my sweeping brush? This makes as much sense as to what has often been a mystery to the unspiritual that even when the brethren are wrong they are right.

    I'm away to draw square circles.

    Post # 25595 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
15. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    You disaffected former members are being devious as usual.

    Mr Bruce was simply sitting in his bath and called out to his subject wife for 'de loofahs'. Now one of you twits has made an anagram of it and come up with 'falsehood'. Really, when are you going to stop taking everything our brother says out of context?

    Anyway, don't forget the scaly one has previously said 'one falsehood doesn't make you a falsehooder'. So if we all just tell one falsehood, then we're OK, see.

    The good thing is we'll therefore be restricted to 40,000 postings here (consisting of one falsehood each*) and if you read one every half a minute it'll only take 333 hours and twenty minutes to read them.

    * Not to be confused with the EB propaganda firm OneFalsehood.

    Post # 25596 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
16. 

    Fred Flintstone
    Member

    Now if you are going to be all smartypants with me another spelling of falsehood is halesfood.

    Would there be something in that for all of us do you think?

    Or would it more link with the woman in John 4?

    Post # 25597 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
17. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Dictionary.com has been useful in this regard:

    hales•food

    noun
    1.
    Scotch whisky
    2.
    Manna for the saints, as in The schmaltz trotted out by BDH is manna for all.
    3.
    Crushed up office furniture
    4.
    Misspelling of falsehood
    5.
    Obsolete tea meeting fodder

    Post # 25598 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
18. 

    Fred Flintstone
    Member

    Well I tried that and this was all I got!
    Our Story - Help the Hale's
    http://www.helpthehales.com/our-story.html
    Jared's mother, Bonnie Gallatin,who came out of retirement to help out, pays for a lot of the Hales' food.

    Bloody typical eh?

    Post # 25599 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
19. 

    Fred Flintstone
    Member

    I've got it!

    I tell you our beloved brother, you got to hand it to him for confusing the leaping devil.

    There was a hidden meaning. He wasn't telling the brethren to go out and tell lies at all; there was a hidden meaning...it was important de-flooshes; like flooshing the toilet and that? Do you think? Or should I just move back from the front row for a bit?

    Must admit this one has me stumped. Telling us to go out and tell big fat lies. Very strange as I don't ever remember Jesus telling people to do that? Still he must have some new light I suppose.

    Post # 25601 - Posted 2 months ago LINK
20. 

    Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Paul said it was perfectly alright to tell important falsehoods if the testimony[that would be us] was at stake.All we are doing is following Pauls ministry.Just don't bother asking exactly WHERE Paul said that,because its not in YOUR bible.Its in the new updated one we are rewriting with MrBruces Authortative ministry in ....we 're taking out the bits we don't like too,see its ''confusing'' to the saints to read what Paul ACTUALLY said....
    Funny, you know-I was comparing the apostle Paul[the real one, not the bogus one]to Paul Currently[the bogus one]-interesting-you might try it sometime
    Paul[the real one]-wasn't afraid to appear in public-even counted himself happy to be in court
    Paul Currently[the bogus one] -afraid to show his face

    Paul[the real one]-made gain of no one-was a tentmaker,no mention of wealth,owned no real estate
    Paul Currently[the bogus one]-head of the Comercial System in the Assembly, owns extensive real estate holdings and trust funds-made the ''100 wealthiest men in Australia''list

    Paul [the real one]-considered himself to be a servent,and was willing to be abased,
    PaulCurrently[the bogus one] ,no idea what he considers himself-but the words''humble,compassionate,abased,servent''don't seem to fit somehow[arrogant ,opportunitistic ,selfserving do]

    Paul[the real one] had a deep sense of being the subject of Gods grace,and never forgot where he had come from
    Paul Currently[the bogus one] seems to have a deep sense of entitlement,and never forgot where he comes from either-the Hales family]

    Paul[the real one]well educated,knew the scriptures and didn't say''see''
    PaulCurrently[the bogus one] no formal education on sciptures,can't find his way around the bible and fills in by saying 'see'' a lot

    Paul[the real one]suffered considerbaly, was imprisoned,beaten and lived hand to mouth-didn't drink whisky either
    PaulCurrently[the bogus one]-suffering?-you've got to be kidding!,hasn't been to prison[yet] reputedly drinks way too much whisky

    Thats just a few that come to mind-I'm sure someone could add considerably to the list,but one thing is chrystal clear-theres no comparison at all between the ''real'' Paul and Paul Currently[the bogus one]

    Post # 25620 - Posted 2 months ago LINK

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