funny?inane?stupid?......somehow I fail to see any humour in ripping marriages and familes apart.What is happening is the EB's rediculous policies and rationale being hung out like dirty linnen.There is many a truth spoken in jest-and spoof readings is no joke,trust me
They have a business masquerading as a church with no Biblical reference whatsoever the Brethren [are] right where they want them.
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Anonymous
UnregisteredPost # 24859 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredThe critic didn't actually say that they found ripping marriages and families apart was stupid or inane. They said that they thought that what was on these pages wasn't funny but that it was stupid and inane.
And based on the spelling of the post #24859, I'd be careful who you accuse of a peeb education.
Interesting that even you say that your jest is no joke. I agree.
Post # 24860 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredSeems like the people who live on these pages can give but not take.
Post # 24861 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregisteredone recognises the need to be clear, clear on this great matter of infallability of the Divinely Appointed whatever they go by this week,which is being stressed amongst us.Now I can accept this great truth ,wouldn't dream of questioning it-no good EB would, but I do have a couple of questions,and since Our Beloved Brother invited ''questions, any questions, then we can go home''[a lot of people just wish he would] I would like to ask[a]-when did this ''cannot fail'' business first show up?and like any good peeb, who ''follows Paul' I turned to Pauls ministry so I could trot out what Paul said chapter and verse[carefully selected of course-we don't want to quote the bits we don't like.sooooo,I checked out Timothy[did Paul ever write any other letters?]but when I turned to I Corintheans 9:27-guess what I found!-''I beat my body daily lest after preaching to others I myself would fail''-wow! did Paul actually say that?....lest after preaching to others, I myself COULD FAIL'' poses a bit of a problem for the ''thelordwouldneverlethisserventdown ''boys doesn't it?Paul recognising that he COULD fail.
Oh well, not to worry, we'll just pull out and dust off our ''if Paul was here today he would be saying the same thing'' ''explanation'' and if we shout down anybody foolish enough to actually QUOTE Pauls ministryand not just SAY we do ,we might get away with it......hey-its worked before hasn't it?
bit of trivia for you-ALL cults claim their leader is infallable.......divinely appointed and gets ''special messages from God'' no one else does....and they all ''adore'' him,make excuses for him and will take the fall for him every time -just typical cult mentality
Post # 24862 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredOur brother makes a very fine point, clarity, seeing clearly - its vital to have some Liquid Spirit to see clearly, do you see !!
The Church of Spoof has been under attack of late....We are being attacked by opposers, Dear brothers and sisters of the Church of Spoof need to put on the breast plate of righteousness and the panoply of God, we need to protect ourselves from the inflamed darts of the wicked one. It is clear.. Yes….
You see, once you turn away, leave, I mean go back, what I mean is….leave the fellowship, you leave where your mommy and daddy placed you. You cant leave that, it’s a fixed position see, the only position, you were placed by God, the Spirit worked with you… I mean before your birth… We have seen some who have “gone away back” - Then the devil gets to you, you are an opposer, who will eat away at the truth of the fellowship – we need to speak about these negative things to see the positive
See, that’s the infallibility of the position. You cant be in two fellowships at once..I mean go back…well, urrrrm, what I mean is….. there is only one fellowship. We are it. There is only one fellowship which will keep you pure. Any other is…well ….. its wrong. Its not of Christ, I mean to say, it does not have the Light.
We have the light....we have the light......we have the light......we have the light !!!!
You see, if you say it over and over, this great truth becomes part of you..
The brethren should take this to their hearts, are you following “I am the way the truth and the light” Only I can offer you that….. Only the beloved saints can offer you the way, we are the way, we have the light, we have the light, the light……see it becomes a part of you…
Well, I trust the word can be for edification and furnish us for the week ahead…
The local brethren have laid on refreshments for us, great goodness is provided, first the spiritual food…now we have food and drink for our bodies ….very fine.
Post # 24864 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregisterednot my fault-the EB leaders are like a big fat lady wearing tight pants and bending over and me with a pea shooter...irresistable-the devil made me do it.
Post # 24865 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregistereduh-MrFred-since ''inflamed darts'' have been mentioned-would that allude to peashooters at this juncture of the testimony?
Post # 24866 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregisteredone is greatly excercised about the levity that has creept in amongst us-some even daring to take a poke at Our Beloved Brother who labours so unceasingly amongst us.Alluding to gluttony and lack of excercise-terrible,just terrible-its a wonder she bears don't come out of the woods and tear them up.Clearly these people who would launch ''inflamed darts''[or peas] do not recognise The Lords Annointed[got that right-we don't]great fat pigs I do though,Fair targets too
See,what these opposers don't seem to understand is the solemnity of what the spirit has been stressing currently amongst us down through the years,real serious stuff-like the solemn matter of men not wearing shorts ,and sisters wearing bras -Our Beloved brought that so beautifully before us ,didn't he? Then there was the solemn matter of men not wearing hats-[and a couple of weeks the same brother jumped up and gave a word saying we shouldn't wear hats-same with neck ties.....these things are no laughing matter-let me tell you.
and so it went,in the History of the Testimony-the EB version that is[re written were neccesary-the brethren are always right-remember?].Solemn Matter after Solmen Matter.
Post # 24870 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredDear Brother, given the sexual meanings of the word “poke” I must ask you not to use that word the way you have done. It is most undignified and unbefitting the Assembly to talk about “some even daring to take a poke at Our Beloved Brother.” Careless talk like that can easily start rumors. Now go and wash your mouth out.
Post # 24873 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregisteredah, one used the word ''poke'' as in taking a poke with ones finger,as in deflating an overinflated balloon[or ego] ,not other parts of the anatomy-although one is aware based on recent court cases,that ''such things that are not to be even named amongst us''-WERE in fact ''named amongst us''
But not to worry-Our Beloved Brother did make a public statement that we''shared the communities revulsion and would work with the authorities''didn't he?[after he threatened the brother who tried to contact him to deal with it,and was told to cease and desist or he would be charged with harrassment-but if he did have any knowlege of illegal activety,to ''go to the police''-which is exactly what he did....its a matter of being ''obedient''
Post # 24874 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Fred Flintstone
MemberJust reading some more nuggets of wisdom in recent ministry.
But One is a little confused. Now as I understand it Paul Currently, because The Lord has invested so much in him, he can't fail...right? How come, (or is this just the mind of the flesh operating here in a certain sense) how come according to this ministry I'm reading how come they still haven't put things right in Sydney according to what he says?
Isn't he the Leader there as well as Universal Leader? So if he hasn't put things right there, surely...no...it can't be..no no no he must have been er slightly not as correct as he might have been? Of course he could never be wrong!
Please understand I wasn't questioning our beloved brother!
Post # 24877 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregistered''isn't he the Leader as well as the Universal Leader"?clearly you are in the good of things blubMrFred-see, if your spiritual sensabilities were atuned to what has been so graciously revelead to the saints in these later days of the testimony-you wouldn;t be asking questions like that -see the spiritual man would be convicted that Our Beloved Brother [direct decendant from some unimportant person]was indeed Leader as well as Universal Leader
.See, I would appeal, appeal to you dear brother that you would measure, measure measure yourself by These Great Men.Now then , get back to work,see, you are expected to cater ,cater cater yourself to the Lord of the Harvest-that would be the CEO of the new reconstituted Commercial System in the Assembly-that some would have you believe never even existed.....does that appeal to you?
You know-sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder'''oh-where would I have been if it hadn't been for These Great Men''-then I get up go to the medicine cabinet and get something for an upset stomach-must have ate something a bit off
Post # 24886 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredI would just appeal to the young people who may be looking over the fence and wishing they could just go into a store and buy a new cell phone-you know the ones you can connect with the internet, take pictures, text-nothing too unusual-everybody has them,or maybe you just want to buy your own lap top,or a blackberry.You look at the ads-maybe walk by the store and look longingly at them and then the devil [leaping ones according to MrFred] tempt you-see, you begin to think about it-see, you start to question''why do I have to lease a clunky old, outdated computor from Office Assistat several times what I see right here in the ''world''.See-thats the thin edge of the wedge-the devil is putting those evil thoughts into your mind-next you'll start to murmur-terrible thing to be a murmurer,you know-leads right out that locked door,past the locked gates and beyond the high fence[its because of the ''attack''] and into the very pit of hell
.Next you'll be posting on peebs .net-thats where that leads to.See-it first starts with ''seeing''-then then ''natural reasoning'' takes over-and then you start asking''how come''?-see-thats the slippery slope you are on young person ,and we would appeal to you-appeal-do not glean in other fields-shop at Office Assist-we watch over your souls-and your bank account-I just appeal to you dear young brother, young sister-we only have your good at heart[and our profits]
oh my-where would the Christian testimony be without these buffoons?
Post # 24889 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredMrFred-I do hope you have a ''sound reason for what you say''[thats the latest-I suppose we can expect to see all future ''words'' prefaced with those profound words] see,its very important to have a sound reason for what you say-and I've always wondered why Our Beloved Brother had to repeat himself several times -see?[I always figured he lost his trend of thought[that is-if he had one in the first place,which is far more likely]but it would appeal, appeal to one ,wouldn't it?Now then, which ''apeal'' were we on last meeting-oh yes, the ''apeal''to the young not to be carried away with the ''present age''[like new touch pad phones]when they should be content to buy our old flip top models-at exorbident rates[hey-who do you think pays for the Citation anyway?]I would just apeal ,apeal to the young amongst us to not use their God given brains and be a little more grateful-afteral-didn't I just peal off a couple of $100 bills and generously pass them around[uh-yes,true- but we DID give you $10,000 in cash].....nearly choked on that ''cater,cater cater to the rich'' though .Oh well,maybe they'll figure it out one day...
now then, can we all say this was ''very challanging'' and then we can all go home?ok-it was'' very challanging.''...
Post # 24915 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredIs not the correct phrase that we use amongst the saints - "very testing".
Its very testing to us your word
R
Post # 24917 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregistered''very testing''?don't recall that,it was always ''very challanging''-which it was-to figure out what they were saying....I do have a question though, on the ''sound reasoning'' Our Beloved Brother ''claims to have for ''what he says''-how much time does he put into preparation for these meetings?Most bible teachers I know spend several hours researching, cross referancing, studying,and even time in private prayer before they come to the meeting.....other than have a drink-what does Our Beloved Brother do to have''sound reasoning'' for what he says?[I find that ''very testing'' to make any sense of it-other than the ''appeals''
Post # 24918 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
UnregisteredI have recently heard a bible teacher (and he was a sound one) say that the speaker should spend an hour researching/preparing/ praying for every minute spent speaking/preaching. How long does BDH spend on his knees/preparing/ researching his so called ministry?
Judging by his utterances not long enough!!!Post # 24919 - Posted 3 months ago LINK -
Anonymous
Unregisteredhow long does it take to knock back a glass of scotch?.....preparation?-my conclusion is ''garbage in-garbage out'',Does that ''appeal'' to one?
Post # 24920 - Posted 3 months ago LINK
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