Are Jackson Wells now writing Exclusive Brethren advertisements for teachers in their schools?  Surely we are not alone in recognising certain phrases and the old familiar half-truths and hidden meanings.  Below is a July 2nd advert for a teacher in an Exclusive Brethren school in Australia.  The EB are looking for a ‘teacher of Business and VET based Accountancy’ (a highly honored profession among the Brethren).

It is quite striking how impossible it is to tell that this is an Exclusive Brethren ad! This brings back memories of those notorious political smear leaflets – possibly the main difference between those and the advertisment below is that the address here is probably real!

Glenvale Educational advert - July 2, 2009

Source: Glenvale Education seek Business Teacher

Key phrases and their translation:
‘No out-of-school activities are required’
- please read you are not invited to out-of-school activities.
‘Our teachers enjoy small class sizes…’
- this is absolutely true – very small class sizes, rather exclusively so you could say. The Exclusive Brethren have created a dispersed ‘campus’ comprising intentionally small classes in order to gain $millions in educational grants. Some wonder why the Australian government is subsidising schools designed by a group that have been described by Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister as “an extremist cult and sect”.
‘… a congenial Staffroom’
- in other words, there is a place for you and a place for us – please remember your place.
‘…  and a high level of professional support in a successful partnership with parents’
- this is almost poetic! The parents will be watching your every move and hanging onto every word.  You will be working with older children and the parents and wider Brethren will be very alert. Apart from possible correspondance courses, this will be the final education that these teenagers will receive.  They have been protected from outsiders (such as you) since birth.
‘…excellent teaching skills’
- You are educated beyond what any EB in the last 50 years has been able to achieve, which is why they must recruit from the ‘outside’. Although this is deserving of respect, know that they will despise you as a non-EB. If you are a woman, you will feel the EB women and the teenage girls watching you in awe at your confidence in speaking to male EB.
‘The applicant should also have a vision, purpose, and commitment in his/her vocational life.’
- The flip side to this unusual request is that the EB consider themselves to have the ultimate vison, purpose and commitment. Bear this in mind at interview.
‘Glenvale School is dedicated to encouraging each individual to achieve their best within this small, caring family environment.’
- The ‘best’ does not extend beyond the conclusion of high school education. Exclusive Brethren children are banned from attending university. This is primarily a business decision – the EB worry that being taught to analyze and think at university level may well allow a young EB student to intellectually question their upbringing. It is worth noting that all ‘caring’ ceases the moment someone leaves the Exclusive Brethren.
With the above in mind, we welcome contact with any Teachers either currently employed or considering employment with an Exclusive Brethren school.


Key phrases and their translation:

‘No out-of-school activities are required’

- please read you are not invited to out-of-school activities.

‘Our teachers enjoy small class sizes…’

- this is absolutely true – very small class sizes, rather exclusively so you could say. The Exclusive Brethren have created a dispersed ‘campus’ comprising intentionally small classes in order to gain $millions in educational grants. Some wonder why the Australian government is subsidising schools designed by a group that have been described by Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister as “an extremist cult and sect”.

‘… a congenial Staffroom’

- in other words, there is a place for you and a place for us – please remember your place.

‘…  and a high level of professional support in a successful partnership with parents’

- this is almost poetic! The parents will be watching your every move and hanging onto every word.  You will be working with older children and the parents and wider Brethren will be very alert. Apart from possible correspondance courses, this will be the final education that these teenagers will receive.  They have been protected from outsiders (such as you) since birth.

‘…excellent teaching skills’

- You are educated beyond what any EB in the last 50 years has been able to achieve, which is why they must recruit from the ‘outside’. Although this is deserving of respect, know that they will despise you as a non-EB. If you are a woman, you will feel the EB women and the teenage girls watching you in awe at your confidence in speaking to male EB.

‘The applicant should also have a vision, purpose, and commitment in his/her vocational life.’

- The flip side to this seemingly innoccuous request is that the EB consider themselves to have the ultimate vison, purpose and commitment. Bear this in mind at interview.

‘Glenvale School is dedicated to encouraging each individual to achieve their best within this small, caring family environment.’

- The ‘best’ does not extend beyond the conclusion of high school education. Exclusive Brethren children are banned from attending university. This is primarily a business decision – the EB worry that being taught to analyze and think at university level may well allow a young EB student to intellectually question their upbringing – and as a direct result, leave the cult. It is worth noting that all ‘caring’ ceases the moment someone leaves the Exclusive Brethren.

With the above in mind, we continue to welcome contact with any Teachers either currently employed or considering employment with an Exclusive Brethren school. Write to us in confidence at info@peebs.net